Meme

Meme ganked from foxesdaughter:

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
Blue and white – blue onion design, various manufacturers.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Oddly enough, I am between books, having just finished three yesterday and not started any today.

3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Corporate propoganda.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Wizard.

6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
”Wakey, wakey, Itzl! If I have to get up, so do you!”

7. FAVORITE COLOUR?
Dark emerald green.

8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
Muddy green. Or babyshit yellow.

9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
16 kazillion – I had my phone disconnected months ago and am loving it. And no, I don’t have a cell phone either. What, email’s not good enough for you?

10. FUTURE CHILDREN’S NAMES?
Not gonna happen. Kidlets are past tense.

11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Bavarian cream……

12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Ayup. But I don’t.

13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Nope, a real live wiggly little Chihuahua sleeps in his little bed nestled beside my pillow.

14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS?
Yes, and so does Itzl – he sits on the sofa and looks for the pretty lights. His first exposure to loud noises was fireworks, now he expects pretty lights when he hears loud booms.

15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
A 1956 Nash Rambler, brand spanking new, and green. I drove that car until 1979.

16. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?
Taurus

17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes, raw, steamed, boiled, pureed, fried, baked, grilled.

18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Full time priest and author instead of part-time

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Red, to cover the gray that’s starting to show.

20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
Who cares, as long as it tastes good.

21. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Varies according to my mood, about 30 different ones rotate around as being my favorite.

22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Nope, not since that dreadful accident with the cockroach.

23. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
The carpet and puppy potty pads. 25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Gunching, followed by swishypoking.

26. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN?
Hmmm – it’s a close call between the tandem skateboard accident (11 broken bones), the duck in the thigh (42 stitches), the fall through the ceiling (deep boob bruising and 8 broken ribs), getting crushed hauling a dead horse out of flood stage river (a cracked hip and 4 broken bones), the caesarian without anesthesia, or possibly the week after that first chemotherapy treatment when my ankle length hair fell out and I went mostly bald (after being told repeatedly the treatment wouldn’t make my hair fall out).

29. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
Butter

30. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOG?
Beer butt chicken

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
All of them.

32. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?
Nostalgia aside, Austin TX suburbs or southern Pennsylvania or Amish Ohio or the French Quarter.

33. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW
Some standard MS one.

34. FAVORITE FAST FOOD?
Chick-fil-A sandwich or Taco Bueno’s bean burrito or chicken potato burrito